FUN: Mr.Ade

 
There was a man named ade,he had nothin except a donkey.one day he won 50,000 in a lottery so he decided 2 spend his money on himself.he went 2 d best hotel in town and asked 4 d best room.he was abot 2 go 2 his rum wen d manager told him dat he could not go 2 d rum wit his donkey.ade left his donkey and went 2 his rum.when ade got 2 his rum he saw dat everywere was made of gold,d bed was so soft,die was a t.v in d rum,and die was food on d table,wen he saw all dis ade decided 2 sleep on d floor. D next mornin d manager met him and said

MANAGER:sir d bed u slept on cost 15,000 naira. ADE:but i slept on d floor MANAGER:d bed was die u shud have slept on it.d food u ate cost 15,000 ADE:d food is there i did not touch it MANAGER:d food was die u shud have eaten it anyway d tv u watch cost 20000 ADE:but i dont even know how 2 turn d tv on MANAGER:d tv was here u shud have learned . Ade then thought and said ADE:u owe me 80000 4 fuckin my donkey MANAGER:but i did not fuck ur donkey ADE:the donkey was there, u shud have fucked it...............