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Funny Joke: The Interview

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Man: "Yes!"</span></div>
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Reporter: "Name?" </span></div>
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Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." </span></div>
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Reporter: "Sex?" </span></div>
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Man: "Three to five times a week." </span></div>
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Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" </span></div>
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Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." </span></div>
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Reporter: "Holy cow!" </span></div>
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Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." </span></div>
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Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." </span></div>
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Reporter: "Oh dear!" </span></div>
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Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." </span></div>
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Funny Joke: The Interview

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdu...

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Story:Beware of the Dog

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<span class="blackdc">D</span>own below there was
 only a vast white undulating sea of cloud. Above there was the sun, and
 the sun was white like the clouds, because it is never yellow when one 
looks at it from high in the air.</div>
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He was still flying the Spitfire.
 His right hand was on the stick, and he was working the rudder bar with
 his left leg alone. It was quite easy. The machine was flying well, and
 he knew what he was doing.</div>
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Everything is fine, he thought. I'm doing all 
right. I'm doing nicely. I know my way home. I'll be there in half an 
hour. When I land I shall taxi in and switch off my engine and I shall 
say, help me to get out, will you. I shall make my voice sound ordinary 
and natural and none of them will take any notice. Then I shall say, 
someone help me to get out. I can't do it alone because I've lost one of
 my legs. They'll all laugh and think that I'm joking, and I shall say, 
all right, come and have a look, you unbelieving bastards. Then Yorky 
will climb up onto the wing and look inside. He'll probably be sick 
because of all the blood and the mess. I shall laugh and say, for God's 
sake, help me out.</div>
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He glanced down again at his right leg. There was
 not much of it left. The cannon shell had taken him on the thigh, just 
above the knee, and now there was nothing but a great mess and a lot of 
blood. But there was no pain. When he looked down, he felt as though he 
were seeing something that did not belong to him. It had nothing to do 
with him. It was just a mess which happened to be there in the cockpit; 
something strange and unusual and rather interesting. It was like 
finding a dead cat on the sofa.</div>
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He really felt fine, and because he still felt fine, he felt excited and unafraid.</div>
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I won't even bother to call up on the radio for 
the blood wagon, he thought. It isn't necessary. And when I land I'll 
sit there quite normally and say, some of you fellows come and help me 
out, will you, because I've lost one of my legs. That will be funny. 
I'll laugh a little while I'm saying it; I'll say it calmly and slowly, 
and they'll think I'm joking. When Yorky comes up onto the wing and gets
 sick, I'll say, Yorky, you old son of a bitch, have you fixed my car 
yet? Then when I get out I'll make my report and later I'll go up to 
London. I'll take that half bottle of whisky with me and I'll give it to
 Bluey. We'll sit in her room and drink it. I'll get the water out of 
the bathroom tap. I won't say much until it's time to go to bed, then 
Ill say, Bluey, I've got a surprise for you. I lost a leg today. But I 
don't mind so long as you don't. It doesn't even hurt.</div>
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We'll go everywhere in cars. I always hated walking, except when I walked down the street of the coppersmiths in Bagdad, but I could go in a rickshaw.
 I could go home and chop wood, but the head always flies off the ax. 
Hot water, that's what it needs; put it in the bath and make the handle 
swell. I chopped lots of wood last time I went home, and I put the ax in
 the bath. . . .</div>
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Then he saw the sun shining on the engine cowling
 of his machine. He saw the rivets in the metal, and he remembered where
 he was. He realized that he was no longer feeling good; that he was 
sick and giddy. His head kept falling forward onto his chest because his
 neck seemed no longer to have any strength. But he knew that he was 
flying the Spitfire, and he could feel the handle of the stick between the fingers of his right hand.</div>
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I'm going to pass out, he thought. Any moment now I'm going to pass out.</div>
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He looked at his altimeter.
 Twenty-one thousand. To test himself

he tried to read the hundreds as well as the thousands. Twenty-one 
thousand and what? As he looked the dial became blurred, and he could 
not even see the needle. He knew then that he must bail out; that there 
was not a second to lose, otherwise he would become unconscious. 
Quickly, frantically, he tried to slide back the hood with his left 
hand, but he had not the strength. For a second he took his right hand 
off the stick, and with both hands he managed to push the hood back. The
 rush of cold air on his face seemed to help. He had a moment of great 
clearness, and his actions became orderly and precise. That is what 
happens with a good pilot. He took some quick deep breaths from his 
oxygen mask, and as he did so, he looked out over the side of the 
cockpit. Down below there was only a vast white sea of cloud, and he 
realized that he did not know where he was.</div>
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It'll be the Channel, he thought. I'm sure to fall in the drink.</div>
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He throttled back, pulled off his helmet, undid 
his straps, and pushed the stick hard over to the left. The Spitfire 
dripped its port wing, and turned smoothly over onto its back. The pilot fell out.</div>
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As he fell he opened his eyes, because he knew 
that he must not pass out before he had pulled the cord. On one side he 
saw the sun; on the other he saw the whiteness of the clouds, and as he 
fell, as he somersaulted in the air, the white clouds chased the sun and
 the sun chased the clouds. They chased each other in a small circle; 
they ran faster and faster, and there was the sun and the clouds and the
 clouds and the sun, and the clouds came nearer until suddenly there was
 no longer any sun, but only a great whiteness. The whole world was 
white, and there was nothing in it. It was so white that sometimes it 
looked black, and after a time it was either white or black, but mostly 
it was white. He watched it as it turned from white to black, and then 
back to white again, and the white stayed for a long time, but the black
 lasted only for a few seconds. He got into the habit of going to sleep 
during the white periods, and of waking up just in time to see the world
 when it was black. But the black was very quick. Sometimes it was only a
 flash, like someone switching off the light, and switching it on again 
at once, and so whenever it was white, he dozed off.</div>
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One day, when it was white, he put out a hand and
 he touched something. He took it between his fingers and crumpled it. 
For a time he lay there, idly letting the tips of his fingers play with 
the thing which they had touched. Then slowly he opened his eyes, looked
 down at his hand, and saw that he was holding something which was 
white. It was the edge of a sheet. He knew it was a sheet because he 
could see the texture of the material and the stitchings on the hem. He 
screwed up his eyes, and opened them again quickly. This time he saw the
 room. He saw the bed in which he was lying; he saw the grey walls and 
the door and the green curtains over the window. There were some roses 
on the table by his bed.</div>
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Then he saw the basin on the table near the roses. It was a white enamel basin, and beside it there was a small medicine glass.</div>
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This is a hospital, he thought. I am in a 
hospital. But he could remember nothing. He lay back on his pillow, 
looking at the ceiling and wondering what had happened. He was gazing at
 the smooth greyness of the ceiling which was so clean and gray, and 
then suddenly he saw a fly walking upon it. The sight of this fly, the 
suddenness of seeing this small black speck on a sea of gray, brushed 
the surface of his brain, and quickly, in that second, he remembered 
everything. He remembered the Spitfire and he remembered the altimeter
 showing twenty-one thousand feet. He remembered the pushing back of the
 hood with both hands, and he remembered the bailing out. He remembered 
his leg.</div>
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It seemed all right now. He looked down at the 
end of the bed, but he could not tell. He put one hand underneath the 
bedclothes and felt for his knees. He found one of them, but when he 
felt for the other, his hand touched something which was soft and 
covered in bandages.</div>
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Just then the door opened and a nurse came in.</div>
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"Hello," she said. "So you've waked up at last."</div>
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She was not good-looking, but she was large and 
clean. She was between thirty and forty and she had fair hair. More than
 that he did not notice.</div>
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"Where am I?"</div>
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"You're a lucky fellow. You landed in a wood near the beach. You're in

Brighton. They brought you in two days ago, and now you're all fixed up. You look fine."</div>
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"I've lost a leg," he said.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"That's nothing. We'll get you another one. Now 
you must go to sleep. The doctor will be coming to see you in about an 
hour." She picked up the basin and the medicine glass and went out.</div>
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But he did not sleep. He wanted to keep his eyes 
open because he was frightened that if he shut them again everything 
would go away. He lay looking at the ceiling. The fly was still there. 
It was very energetic. It would run forward very fast for a few inches, 
then it would stop. Then it would run forward again, stop, run forward, 
stop, and every now and then it would take off and buzz around viciously
 in small circles. It always landed back in the same place on the 
ceiling and started running and stopping all over again. He watched it 
for so long that after a while it was no longer a fly, but only a black 
speck upon a sea of gray, and he was still watching it when the nurse 
opened the door, and stood aside while the doctor came in. He was an 
Army 
doctor, a major, and he had some last war ribbons on his chest. He was 
bald and small, but he had a cheerful face and kind eyes.</div>
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"Well, well," he said. "So you've decided to wake up at last. How are you feeling?"</div>
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"I feel all right."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"That's the stuff. You'll be up and about in no time."</div>
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The doctor took his wrist to feel his pulse.</div>
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"By the way," he said, "some of the lads from 
your squadron were ringing up and asking about you. They wanted to come 
along and see you, but I said that they'd better wait a day or two. Told
 them you were all right, and that they could come and see you a little 
later on. Just lie quiet and take it easy for a bit. Got something to 
read?" He glanced at the table with the roses. "No. Well, nurse will 
look after you. She'll get you anything you want." With that he waved 
his hand and went out, followed by the large clean nurse.</div>
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When they had gone, he lay back and looked at the
 ceiling again. The fly was still there and as he lay watching it he 
heard the noise of an airplane in the distance. He lay listening to the 
sound of its engines. It was a long way away. I wonder what it is, he 
thought. Let me see if I can place it. Suddenly he jerked his head 
sharply to one side. Anyone who has been bombed can tell the noise of a Junkers 88.
 They can tell most other German bombers for that matter, but especially
 a Junkers 88. The engines seem to sing a duet. There is a deep 
vibrating bass voice and with it there is a high pitched tenor. It is 
the singing of the tenor which makes the sound of a JU-88 something which one cannot mistake.</div>
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He lay listening to the noise, and he felt quite 
certain about what it was. But where were the sirens, and where the 
guns? That German pilot certainly had a nerve coming near Brighton alone
 in daylight.</div>
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The aircraft was always far away, and soon the 
noise faded away into the distance. Later on there was another. This 
one, too, was far away, but there was the same deep undulating bass and 
the high singing tenor, and there was no mistaking it. He had heard that
 noise every day during the battle.</div>
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He was puzzled. There was a bell on the table by 
the bed. He reached out his hand and rang it. He heard the noise of 
footsteps down the corridor, and the nurse came in.</div>
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"Nurse, what were those airplanes?"</div>
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"I'm sure I don't know. I didn't hear them. 
Probably fighters or bombers. I expect they were returning from France. 
Why, what's the matter?"</div>
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"They were JU-88's. I'm sure they were JU-88's. I
 know the sound of the engines. There were two of them. What were they 
doing over here?"</div>
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The nurse came up to the side of his bed and began to straighten out the sheets and tuck them in under the mattress.</div>
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"Gracious me, what things you imagine. You 
mustn't worry about a thing like that. Would you like me to get you 
something to read?"</div>
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"No, thank you."</div>
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She patted his pillow and brushed back the hair from his forehead with her hand.</div>
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"They never come over in daylight any longer. You know that. They were probably Lancasters or Flying Fortresses." </div>
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"Nurse."</div>
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"Yes."</div>
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"Could I have a cigarette?"</div>
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"Why certainly you can."</div>
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She went out and came back almost at once with a 
packet of Players and some matches. She handed one to him and when he 
had put it in his mouth, she struck a match and lit it.</div>
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"If you want me again," she said, "just ring the bell," and she went out.</div>
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Once toward evening he heard the noise of another
 aircraft. It was far away, but even so he knew that it was a 
single-engined machine. But he could not place it. It was going fast; he
 could tell that. But it wasn't a Spit, and it wasn't a Hurricane Fighter Air Craft.
 It did not sound like an American engine either. They make more noise. 
He did not know what it was, and it worried him greatly. Perhaps I am 
very ill, he thought. Perhaps I am imagining things. Perhaps I am a 
little delirious. I simply do not know what to think.</div>
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That evening the nurse came in with a basin of hot water and began to wash him.</div>
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"Well," she said, "I hope you don't still think that we're being bombed."</div>
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She had taken off his pajama top and was soaping his right arm with a flannel. He did not answer.</div>
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She rinsed the flannel in the water, rubbed more soap on it, and began to wash his chest.</div>
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"You're looking fine this evening," she said. 
"They operated on you as soon as you came in. They did a marvelous job. 
You'll be all right. I've 
got a brother in the RAF," she added. "Flying bombers."</div>
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He said, "I went to school in Brighton."</div>
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She looked up quickly. "Well, that's fine," she said. "I expect you'll know some people in the town."</div>
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"Yes," he said, "I know quite a few."</div>
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She had finished washing his chest and arms, and 
now she turned back the bedclothes, so that his left leg was uncovered. 
She did it in such a way that his bandaged stump remained under the 
sheets. She undid the cord of his pajama trousers and took them off. 
There was no trouble because they had cut off the right trouser leg, so 
that it could not interfere with the bandages. She began to wash his 
left leg and the rest of his body. This was the first time he had had a 
bed bath, and he was embarrassed. She laid a towel under his leg, and 
she was washing his foot with the flannel. She said, "This wretched soap
 won't lather at all. It's the water. It's as hard as nails."</div>
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He said, "None of the soap is very good now and, 
of course, with hard water it's hopeless." As he said it he remembered 
something. He remembered the baths which he used to take at school in 
Brighton, in the long stone-floored bathroom which had four baths in a 
room. He remembered how the water was so soft that you had to take a 
shower afterwards to get all the soap off your body, and he remembered 
how the foam used to float on the surface of the water, so that you 
could not see your legs underneath. He remembered that sometimes they 
were given calcium tablets because the school doctor used to say that 
soft water was bad for the teeth.</div>
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"In Brighton," he said, "the water isn't . . ."</div>
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He did not finish the sentence. Something had 
occurred to him; something so fantastic and absurd that for a moment he 
felt like telling the nurse about it and having a good laugh.</div>
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She looked up. "The water isn't what?" she said. </div>
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"Nothing," he answered. "I was dreaming.</div>
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She rinsed the flannel in the basin, wiped the soap off his leg, and dried him with a towel.</div>
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"It's nice to be washed," he said. "I feel better." He was feeling his face with his hands. "I need a shave."</div>
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"We'll do that tomorrow," she said. "Perhaps you can do it yourself then."</div>
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That night he could not sleep. He lay awake 
thinking of the Junkers 88's and of the hardness of the water. He could 
think of nothing else. They were JU-88's, he said to himself. I know 
they were. And yet it is not possible, because they would not be flying 
around so low over here in broad daylight. I know that it is true, and 
yet I know that it is impossible. Perhaps I am ill. Perhaps I am 
behaving like a fool and do not know what I am doing or saying. Perhaps I
 am delirious. For a long time he lay awake thinking these things, and 
once he sat up in bed and said aloud, "I will prove that I am not crazy.
 I will make a little speech about something complicated and 
intellectual. I will talk about what to do with Germany after the war." 
But before he had time to begin, he was asleep.</div>
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He woke just as the first light of day was 
showing through the slit in the curtains over the window. The room was 
still dark, but he could tell that it was already beginning to get light
 outside. He lay looking at the grey light which was showing through the
 slit in the curtain, and as he lay there he remembered the day before. 
He remembered the Junkers 88's and the hardness of the water; he 
remembered the large pleasant nurse and the kind doctor, and now the 
small grain of doubt took root in his mind and it began to grow.</div>
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He looked around the room. The nurse had taken 
the roses out the night before, and there was nothing except the table 
with a packet of cigarettes, a box of matches and an ash tray. 
Otherwise, it was bare. It was no longer warm or friendly. It was not 
even comfortable. It was cold and empty and very quiet.</div>
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Slowly the grain of doubt grew, and with it came 
fear, a light, dancing fear that warned but did not frighten; the kind 
of fear that one gets not because one is afraid, but because one feels 
that there is something wrong. Quickly the doubt and the fear grew so 
that he became restless and angry, and when he touched his forehead with
 his hand, he found that it was damp with sweat. He knew then that he 
must do something; that he must find some way of proving to himself that
 he was either right or wrong, and he looked up and saw again the window
 and the green curtains. From where he lay, that window was right in 
front of him, but it was fully ten yards away. Somehow he must reach it 
and look out. The idea became an obsession with him, and soon he could 
think of nothing except the window. But what about his leg? He put his 
hand underneath the bedclothes and felt the thick bandaged stump which 
was all that was left on the right-hand side. It seemed all right. It 
didn't hurt. But it would not be easy.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He sat up. Then he pushed the bedclothes aside 
and put his left leg on the floor. Slowly, carefully, he swung his body 
over until he had both hands on the floor as well; and then he was out 
of bed, kneeling on the carpet. He looked at the stump. It was very 
short and thick, covered with bandages. It was beginning to hurt and he 
could feel it throbbing. He wanted to collapse, lie down on the carpet 
and do nothing, but he knew that he must go on.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
 </div>
<div class="StoryPara">
With two arms and one leg, he crawled over 
towards the window. He would reach forward as far as he could with his 
arms, then he would give a little jump and slide his left leg along 
after them. Each time he did, it jarred his wound so that he gave a soft
 grunt of pain, but he continued to crawl across the floor on two hands 
and one knee. When he got to the window he reached up, and one at a time
 he placed both hands on the sill. Slowly he raised himself up until he 
was standing on his left leg. Then quickly he pushed aside the curtains 
and looked out.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
 </div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He saw a small house with a gray tiled roof 
standing alone beside a narrow lane, and immediately behind it there was
 a plowed field. In front of the house there was an untidy garden, and 
there was a green hedge separating the garden from the lane. He was 
looking at the hedge when he saw the sign. It was just a piece of board 
nailed to the top of a short pole, and because the hedge had not been 
trimmed for a long time, the branches had grown out around the sign so 
that it seemed almost as though it had been placed in the middle of the 
hedge. There was something written on the board with white paint, and he
 pressed his head against the glass of the window, trying to read what 
it said. The first letter was a G, he could see that. The second was an 
A, and the third was an R. One after another he managed to see what the 
letters were. There were three words, and slowly  he spelled the letters
 out aloud to himself as he managed to read them. G-A-R-D-E A-U 
C-H-I-E-N. Garde au chien. That is what it said.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
 </div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He stood there balancing on one leg and holding 
tightly to the edges of the window sill with his hands, staring at the 
sign and at the whitewashed lettering of the words. For a moment he 
could think of nothing at all. He stood there looking at the sign, 
repeating the words over and over to himself, and then slowly he began 
to realize the full meaning of the thing. He looked up at the cottage 
and at the plowed field. He looked at the small orchard on the left of 
the cottage and he looked at the green countryside beyond. "So this is 
France," he said. "I am France."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
Now the throbbing in his right thigh was very 
great. It felt as though someone was pounding the end of his stump with a
 hammer, and suddenly the pain became so intense that it affected his 
head and for a moment he thought he was going to fall. Quickly he knelt 
down again, crawled back to the bed and hoisted himself in. He pulled 
the bedclothes over himself and lay back on the pillow, exhausted. He 
could still think of nothing at all except the small sign by the hedge, 
and the plowed field and the orchard. It was the words on the sign that 
he could not forget.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
 </div>
<div class="StoryPara">
It was some time before the nurse came in. She 
came carrying a basin of hot water and she said, "Good morning, how are 
you today?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He said, "Good morning, nurse."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
The pain was still great under the bandages, but 
he did not wish to tell this woman anything. He looked at her as she 
busied herself with getting the washing things ready. He looked at her 
more carefully now. Her hair was very fair. She was tall and big-boned, 
and her face seemed pleasant. But there was something a little uneasy 
about her eyes. They were never still. They never looked at anything for
 more than a moment and they moved too quickly from one place to another
 in the room. There was something about her movements also. They were 
too sharp and nervous to go well with the casual manner in which she 
spoke.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
She set down the basin, took off his pajama top and began to wash him.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Did you sleep well?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Yes."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Good," she said. She was washing his arms and his chest.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"I believe there's someone coming down to see you
 from the Air Ministry after breakfast," she went on. "They want a 
report or something. I expect you know all about it. How you got shot 
down and all that. I won't let him stay long, so don't worry."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He did not answer. She finished washing him, and 
gave him a toothbrush and some tooth powder. He brushed his teeth, 
rinsed his mouth and spat the water out into the basin.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
Later she brought him his breakfast on a tray, 
but he did not want to eat. He was still feeling weak and sick, and he 
wished only to lie still and think about what had happened. And there 
was a sentence running through his head. It was a sentence which Johnny,
 the Intelligence Officer of his squadron, always repeated to the pilots
 every day before they went out. He could see Johnny now, leaning 
against the wall of the dispersal hut with his pipe in his hand, saying,
 "And if they get you, don't forget, just your name, rank and number. 
Nothing else. For God's sake, say nothing else."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"There you are," she said as she put the tray on his lap. "I've got you an egg. Can you manage all right?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Yes."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
She stood beside the bed. "Are you feeling all right?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Yes."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Good. If you want another egg I might be able to get you one."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"This is all right."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Well, just ring the bell if you want any more." And she went out.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He had just finished eating, when the nurse came in again.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
She said, "Wing Commander Roberts is here. I've told him that he can only stay for a few minutes."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
She beckoned with her hand and the Wing Commander came in.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Sorry to bother you like this," he said.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
 </div>
<div class="StoryPara">
He was an ordinary RAF officer, dressed in a uniform which was a little shabby, and he wore wings and a DFC.
 He was fairly tall and thin with plenty of black hair. His teeth, which
 were irregular and widely spaced, stuck out a little even when he 
closed his mouth. As he spoke he took a printed form and a pencil from 
his pocket, and he pulled up a chair and sat down.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"How are you feeling?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
There was no answer.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
"Tough luck about your leg. I know how you feel. I hear you put up a fine show before they got you."</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
The man in the bed was lying quite still, watching the man in the chair.</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
The man in the chair said, "Well, let's get this 
stuff over. I'm afraid you'll have to answer a few questions so that I 
can fill in this combat report. Let me see now, first of all, what was 
your squadron?"</div>
<div class="StoryPara">
The man in the bed did not move. He looked 
straight at the Wing Commander and he said, "My name is Peter 
Williamson. My rank is Squadron Leader and my number is nine seven two 
four five seven."</div>
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There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said,<br />
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"Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman.<br />
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 "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work.<br />
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Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved.<br />
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The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."</div>

FUN: One Blonde Woman On A Plane To Detroit

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first cla...

11:58 am

FUN: A Family At The Dinner Table

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”<br />
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The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm.<br />
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In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”<br />
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 This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also.<br />
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In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”<br />
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 “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” </div>

FUN: A Family At The Dinner Table

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “W...

11:56 am

FUN: Mother Making Dinner For Her Family

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.<br />
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“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,<br />
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“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,<br />
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“That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.<br />
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That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.<br />
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What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”</div>

FUN: Mother Making Dinner For Her Family

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother th...

11:51 am

FUN: The Teacher and Student In Class

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"<br />
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Student: "Meat!"<br />
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Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"<br />
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Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"<br />
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Student: "Homework!"<br />
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"<br />
Student: "Meat!"<br />
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"<br />
Student: "Bacon!"<br />
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"<br />
Student: "Homework!"                     - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes#sthash.gzIWcXCk.dpuf</div>
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FUN: The Teacher and Student In Class

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pi...

11:47 am

FUN: The Three Foolish Men and One Wise Man

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.<br />
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The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.<br />
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 Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.<br />
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On
 the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is 
mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the
 ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. 
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my 
people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. 
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" 
and then throws the white guy off the roof.                     - See 
more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes#sthash.gzIWcXCk.dpuf<div id="stcpDiv" style="left: -1988px; position: absolute; top: -1999px;">
On
 the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is 
mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the
 ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. 
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my 
people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. 
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" 
and then throws the white guy off the roof.                     - See 
more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes#sthash.gzIWcXCk.dpuf<div id="stcpDiv" style="left: -1988px; position: absolute; top: -1999px;">
On
 the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is 
mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the
 ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. 
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my 
people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. 
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" 
and then throws the white guy off the roof.                     - See 
more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes#sthash.gzIWcXCk.dpuf</div>
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