FUN: Drives Through All Your Patience

 
(Working in a drive-thru has given me many great stories:)
Me: “Hello, Welcome to [Restaurant]. Would you like to try one of our new burgers?”
Customer: “Wait a minute! I am on the phone.”
Me: “Okay, just let me know when you are ready.”
Customer: “All right, I’m here at the drive-thru. What do you want?” *continuing to mumble into the phone*
(Several minutes later I don’t hear the customer talking anymore.)
Me: “Can I help you find anything on our menu?”
Customer: “I have been WAITING! How come it took you so long to do your job?!”