FUN: The Teacher and Student In Class

 
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes#sthash.gzIWcXCk.dpuf