FUN: Who Is Smarter

 

Written by: Ayinoluwa Emmanuel, Nigeria

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Yesterday, I exhibited some SEE SENSEISM (advanced) for one guy. I was
owing this guy money (just 2k) and he gave me a deadline of Tuesday....
He also warned me that if I don't give him by Tuesday, he would teach me
a lesson.

   I thought of what to do and after hours and hours of reading the
SEESENSE journal, I finally came up with  an idea because I didn't have
any money on me (Govt never pay allowee) and he gave me a deadline... I
also wanted to teach him a lesson since he said he would deal with me...

   On Tuesday, finally he called me in the morning to remind me about
his threat and I just told him to relax, that I had his money with me...
Now here's the SEESENSE part "I told him that I was going to work and
if he needs his money, he should wait till 5pm when I get back from work
( I knew he wouldn't agree to the idea)... the mad man did not know he
was entering a trap and he said he wants his money before 12pm or else,
he would teach a grown man like me a lesson...

   I told him to come to my place of work to get his money and when he
finally came, I told him that I wasn't with enough cash on me that he
should chill for me to close from work so I can use the ATM machine
since i couldn't leave work, I was hoping for him to ask me for my ATM
card and he didn't disappoint at all.. Gentlemen, he asked for my ATM
card

   When I gave him my old ATM card, I knew the ATM machine would swallow
it and I kept laughing deep down.. Lo and Behold, he called me 30
minutes later to tell me the machine had swallowed my card. Now the
question or rather, the Debate we have not been having since is 'WHO IS
OWING WHO' you guys should decide.

   Finally, when I pitied him, I told him I would remove #500 for a new
ATM (he couldn't argue) and I balanced him #1500 yesterday to make peace
reign... Now gentlemen, that is Advanced