Written by: Vivian,
I went with a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family. The maid approach me and ask.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea please
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea please.
MAID: How do you want it. black or white?
ME: White...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Umm, let me go with d freeze land cow.
MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea just give me a glass of water.
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: In fact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg! free me i go swallow my spit...have a bless day
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