FUN: CONDUCTOR AND STAFF

 

Written by: Joseph Ade, Abuja

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Conductor asked one of his passenger: Wey your money? Passenger replied: I be Staff! Conducted queried: Which kind Staff U be!,
- U be police?
Passenger - No
Conductor - U be Soldier?
Passenger - No!
Conductor - U be Air Force?
Passenger - No!
Conductor - U be Navy?
Passenger - No!
Conductor - Then wetin U be! A beg pay your money
Passenger replied: I be Boko Haram!
Rest Passengers shouted: WHAAT!!!
Rest Passengers Conductor you dey mad? Oga Boko, Sorry sir, abeg no vex,
Everybody screamed - Driver Next junction owaooo!!!

UNCLE JAYKAY