FUN: Bedroom Maths

 

Written by: Viv,

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A boy was teaching a girl mathematics...

He kissed her, then kissed her again and said: "This is addition".

Then the girl kissed him back and said: "This is subtraction".

Then they kissed each other and said: "This is multiplication".

Suddenly
the girls father came and beat up the boy, threw him away and said:
"kwasiakwa", to wit, foolish, this is division I dont want to see you
here again and that is long division.