FUN: Akpos, My Lover

 

Written by: @akjrules, lagisdi

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One sunday morning, Akpos said to his supposed girlfriend before you were born i already knew you

Girl: Ha Akpos wen u no say u know sabi do am like God

Akpos: okay lie flat make i show you.

Girl: i don get flat tummy alreday na.

Akpos: i go fit vulcanized am to sabi show u say i don make pump well well for wen u dey pickin born before i knew you