FUN: AKPOS AND THE INTERVIEWER

 

Written by: Umar, Bauchi

JOB INTERVIEW INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of good. AKPOS: Bad. INTERVIEWER: Come. AKPOS: Go. INTERVIEWER: Ugly. AKPOS: Fine. INTERVIEWER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! INTERVIEWER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that. AKPOS: Ok now carry on all that. INTERVIEWER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! INTERVIEWER: Oh my GOD. AKPOS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEWER: You are rejected. AKPOS: Im selected.