FUN: Naija Funny Joke

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I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it." (Garry Shandling)

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Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. (George Burns)

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I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass I can see old ladies on the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. (Chris Rock)

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Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. (Johnny Carson)

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. (David Letterman)