Funny Jokes

Akpos enters a church and  finds the priest.
Priest: How may I help you son?
Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not
around. Now that am here, I would like to confess They go to the confession area
Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned
Priest: What are your sins my son?
Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I
found her sister alone, I slept with the sister.
Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess Akpos: Then another day I went
looking for her at her aunt's place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept
with the cousin
Priest: You know that is wrong my son
Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her
colleague alone... Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague
Akpos: Yes father Then there was total silence after that.
Akpos: Father?
Akpos: Fatherrr? 
Still no reply Akpos: Father are you dia?? Akpos peeps through and finds out that the
priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.
Akpos: Why are you hiding father?
Priest (shaking with fear): I've just realised I'm the only one here and you came looking for your wife.